Clever Facebook Status

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it

Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.

My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic

You can’t handle my undivided attention.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.

I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.

Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?

no matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.

When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.

The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

What if life come with a ?? REW ? PLAY ??PAUSE ??STOP

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?


Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..

I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.

Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..