Cool Status for Facebook

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.

That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE cool."

So I'm invisible to you now? Ok that's cool, I've always wanted a superpower.

When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.

I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, YOLO.'

I would just like to take the time to Congratulate my parents for having such an amazing kid!

Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.

I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain...

Since I be on TV... I turn it on see me, hey I'm so cool even I wanna be me.

People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're just that cool...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.

Your cool, your cool, Fuck you!... and to the bitch that. Oh yea fuck you too!!

Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a shit. The end.

CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. cool BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it.

I like low-maintenance girls, but at the same time, classy. She needs to take care of herself. But also be a girl who isn't afraid to get sweaty and play basketball, so it's cool if she's a tomboy.

I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. cool = I don't care.

Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important thing, be yourself.

I am sick and tired of all the meanness and drama that goes on at school and at home on the internet. People have reasons for the way they act but that doesn't mean you have to taunt them and bring them down. You may think your cool when you bully but how will you feel when you see on the local news that the kid your mean to and bully commits suicide because of you. Words hurt, stop bullying.

Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit.

Why do you ignore me after all we have been through? Remember you were the one who once told me you would love me FOREVER. Now you're too cool to talk to me? I don't get you, but I still love you and I hate that you don't know that I never moved on. I can't move on I still want you.

You flirt with everyone else? cool, my turn..now lets see how you feel.

Fake friends are around when you're cool. True friends are around even if they think you're a fool.

You're doubtful, I'm astounding. You talk shit while I'm smiling. You're hatin, while I live it. You're watching me as I kill it.

Dont ever doubt your awesomeness; remind yourself of who you are. Awesomeness is in your DNA. You are naturally awesome. Allow yourself to be natural. Be cool, be you, have fun.

Ignore me? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you.

You hate drama? cool, stop starting it.

That awkward moment when your bro actually tells a cool story.

Girls who say they are cool with the 'friends with benefits' situation are lying to themselves!

A man can make money but, money can't make a man.

Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.

The reason why some girls get with the (Bad boy type) is because they think if they get with the guy they'll become cool. The guy ends up using her and treating her like she's nothing, and still she wants him so badly. Until one day she grows up and realizes that the (Bad boys) are not so cool. That's when she looks for a good guy but what good guy wants a girl who's been ran through more times then a finish line? Not me!

Sometimes its better to lock up your feelings deep inside and become cool. Rather than being a puppet of your own emotions and appear as emotional fool...

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

Now-a-days 12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile. When I was 12, I felt cool with my New Gel Pen.

I try to keep it positive and play it cool. shoot up the play ground and tell the kids to stay in school.

I've tried playing it cool but when I'm looking at you, I cant ever be brave 'cause you make my heart race.

Daughters are like the warm rays of sunshine on a chilly morning, a cool breeze in a humid afternoon and a soft wrap of chocolate trickle on a skewer of strawberry! Who wouldn't want a lovely daughter like you? Happy Birthday my dear angel!

Witty Facebook Status

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.

Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.

Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.

Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.

If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.

Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?

Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.

Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

Why didn't anyone tell me the only people allowed on the road today are those with an IQ lower than that of the average house fly?

Friendship is like peeing yourself:::
Everyone sees it; but your the only one
who gets the warm feeling it brings !

Being complete and being finished are two different things. If you marry the right woman, you're complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you're finished. If you divorce the right woman, you're completely finished.

I wonder when a girl would walk up to me and say.... Can i be your girlfriend?.

Ladies heed this warning ..... 
For every male friend your man has, there is more than likely to be 2 female friends around. And they have NEVER met you for one reason...

It's funny; when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly learn King Fu. 

For you to be happy you must follow the F.A.C.T.S. Forget the past Accept your mistakes Cry &move on Thank god Smile always

Women should have a hotline number for men to dial into for advice. The first recording should say, "Listen closely as our options change daily".

My p*** is so polite, it stands up so cute girls have a place to sit.

Treat me like a joke?and i leave u like its funny

If I were a teenage mutant ninja turtle, then I would always say, kaowabunga dude!

I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up for the gym in January.

Apparently, when people say "I could use a hand" it doesn't mean they want to get slapped in the face.

Those "Speed Enforced by Aircraft" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16.

Talk to me long enough and you'll realize why I'm single.

Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually.

The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30
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Nothing says love like hearing a toilet flush on the other end of the phone.

I always wince when someone tells me they’re going to hit the sack.

The worst thing you can do for somebody is something they should be doing for themselves.

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty… it’s clearly almost time to order another drink.

Dear iTunes and Adobe, Would it not be more time efficient to just tell us when you are NOT updating?

I have no time or patience for games in my relationships. Unless by “games” you’re referring to naked 

Twister. I can make time for that.

If I can hear you chewing, even with your mouth closed, I hate you.

Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED.

You call it lazy, But I call it selective participation.

“Nevermind.” Translation: You should’ve listened the first time.

I wish one of the walls in my bedroom was a giant Lite-Brite

If you think you have me figured out, that’s hilarious because I don’t even have myself figured out.

It’s nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.

I don’t cut in front of people whenever I’m waiting in long line, that’s rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.

I just ate a ton of Chinese food. I can hardly wok now.

My grandparents still use encyclopedias to google stuff.

Hand sanitizer is the best way to find invisible cuts on your hands.

Sad Facebook Status

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.
Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I wouldn’t have anything to be sad about.

Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

Two barrels of tears do not heal a bruise.

What’s the point in all this screaming, no one’s listening anyway.

It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.

Theres no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

You don’t really know what you have until it’s gone..

Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.

Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me.

Poor man walks miles to earn the food & rich man walks miles to digest the food.

We used to talk for hours on end & now its like we never knew each other.

Let no one think I gave in.

Crying doesn`t make me weak, it just makes me look so.

The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

God only makes happy endings. If it`s not happy, then it`s not the end.

Remember, you`re beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone`s gonna be able to see that.

I can’t stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.

With each passing day, I’m finding out more and more who my real friends are.

I’m sad. No. I’m mad. No, wait… I don’t know I just need a freaking hug..

The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.

Seeing people change isn’t what hurts. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.

I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.

No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

We’re all faced with problems in life. It’s how we deal with them that determines our future.

Just because my eyes don’t tear doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t cry. And just because I come off strong, doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong..

There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people behind the memories..

Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.

Your mind may be sad because youre not with him, but your heart is happy just knowing him.

Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.

It hurts when something good ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that its not there.

Do you know that those who appear strong, in fact have a very emotional heart and are very vulnerable?

There’s still only one person who hasn’t given up on me. God, thank you for loving me.

Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.

Always feels like is going the wrong way on a one way street…

Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.

If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..

I’m missing something in my life these days

As I’m trying to make everyone else happy I’m making myself miserable in the process

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

I’m not somebody who will go out of my way to hurt somebody when i love them… I’m somebody who will go out of my way to get hurt for the people i love..

The hardest part in life is trying to show the smile you know is fake and to hide the tears that won’t stop.

I feel crappy inside, like something just broke..

Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them..

Some people accidentally walk on my feet and apologize, while others walk all over my heart and don`t even realize.

It’s weird how the happiest memories drive you to tears..

One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.

The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness..

People sometimes think that you do not love them but sometimes you have to say bye.

Don’t trust too much, don’t love too much, don’t care too much because that ‘too much’ will hurt you so much!

There are times when we must be hurt in order to grow, we must lose in order to gain, because some lessons in life are best learned through Pain!

I am the one that said “Goodbye”, It’s over” but I’m the one crying.

I am not just another toy you can play with wen all your other toys are broken.

Never cry for anyone in your life, because those you cry for don’t deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.

The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

You’ll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.

I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me.

Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile.

What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?

I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.

My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

Forget about me, erase me, dont even think back. Because one day when you let your mind slip, you’ll remember me and realize that you should have held on.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I wouldn’t have anything to be sad about.

Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

No matter how much you have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.

It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.

Worst feeling is not being lonely. It’s being forgotten by someone you could not forget.

Only you can put a smile on my face when i am sad.

Most Liked Facebook Status

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.

I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'

The hardest thing about realizing you don't love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did. </3

Seven days without love makes one weak.

I want a real relationship; not a facebook one

Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left.

Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own.

I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

They always say the hottest love has the coldest end.

I keep thinking of how much I love talking to you.. How good you look when you smile. How much I love your laugh. I day-dream about you off and on, replaying pieces of our conversation; laughing at funny things that you said or did.. I've memorized your face & the way that you look at me.. I catch myself smiling again at what I imagine.. I wonder what will happen the next time we are together & even though nothing will come out of this, I know one thing for sure, for once.. I don't care, I cherish every moment I have with you.

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldnt have fallen for the second.

When I say I love you, please believe its true. When I say forever, know Ill never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you wont cry. Cause the day Ill be saying that would be the day I die.

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

It still hurts that you're doing completely okay, without me.

When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you, when I first met you I was afraid to kiss you, when I first kissed you I was afraid to love you but now that I love you I am afraid to lose you.

It's crazy how you can go months or years without talking to someone but they still cross your mind everyday.

Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

We all have that one person we would take back in a second, no matter how much they hurt us in the past.

If you miss someone, that means you're lucky. It means you had someone special in your life, someone worth missing.

The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

I miss the days you held me and the days I hear your voice. I miss the days you were there. Us falling apart wasnt my choice. I miss the days you kissed me and the feelings we used to show. But most of all I miss the guy that I thought I used to know.

Don't let him have the satisfaction of knowing you'll always be there waiting.

Did you know that when people appear in your dreams, it's because that person wants to see you?

I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.

It's like screaming that no one can hear. You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that impotant that without them you feel like nothing. No one will ever understand how much it hurts. You feel hopless but nothing can save you. And when it's over and it's gone you almost wish you could have all that bad stuff back so that you could have the good.

Facebook Relationship Status

Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.

Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy.

I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.

Worst part of being in a relationship is that you have to take bath on weekends also. :p

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

No matter what kind of relationship it is, it always needs both sides to survive.

The Biggest Relation In World Is FRIENDSHIP

Good relations don't need any promises, terms or conditions . It just need TWO people "SHE" who can TRUST and "HE" who can be LOYAL

Relationships start with "can we talk ?" :)
And Then ends with "we need to talk"

I want an honest relationship with someone who will be afraid losing me.

When a man loves a woman, periodically he needs to pull away before he can get closer.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom

To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship.

Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.

If one does not wish bonds broken, one should make them elastic and thereby strengthen them.

However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because he or she is the mirror of who you are inside.

Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships

The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are

Little kindness and courtesies are so important. In relationships, the little things are the big things.

Before we can have a successful relationship with anyone, we first need a perfect personal relationship.

Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.

I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'

Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.

If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..

Best Facebook Status Ever

All I want and all I need is only YOU!

Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.

Sometimes second chance work out better than the first b’coz you already learned from your mistakes.

Im not looking for someone who has everything. But someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

Its better to let go with a smile in face than to hold on with tears in eyes.

Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself. Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

Everyone can say they care but not everyone can prove it.

 I will take care of you more than I do to my self.

No words are necessary between two loving hearts.

I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.

People don’t always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and heart to understand.

Don’t let yourself be controlled by these 3 things. Your past, people & money.

Always remember to smile. You may not know it, but someone might be dying to see that smile everyday.

Use everyday as an opportunity to make tomorrow even more better.

Just because things are not good now does not mean they will be that way forever.

Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.

Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eachother but can’t live without eachother.

Waking up in truth is much better than living in a lie.

When people have something bad to say about you, its b’coz they don’t have anything good to say about themselves.

Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow.

Always remember that the most beautiful curve on your body is your smile :)

Never give up on something or someone that you truly belive in.

I wish memories were like text messages. You can delete the ones you hate and keep the ones you like.

Spend your life with who makes you happy, not with who you have to impress.

Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.

Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.

The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.

Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.

Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about me.

If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT.

Promises are like babies! Fun to make but hell to deliver.

I dont want a relation where people say they look so cute together. I need a relation where people say, Look how happy they are together.

Love is the seventh sense which destroys all other 6 senses.

I don’t want to be your whole world. Just your favorite part in it.

I dont care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this world to entertain everyone.

It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy.

The people who appear strongest on the outside are the weakest within

If it does not feel right to you, then maybe it’s not right for you.

It will be worth it to be with someone who knows your worth.

I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me but it’s that 1% that keep me hangin on.

Destiny is not a matter of chance. Its a matter of choice.

Most of us are just about as Happy as we make up our MINDS to be.

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that does not think about us for 1 second.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to. Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.

Love is like the Sun it shines bright and warms your heart.

Accept what you cant change, and change what you cant accept.

Every single moment counts. When you add them all up, they equal your life.

The world means a lot more when people mean the world to each other.

Dont count your days. Make your days count.

We always overestimate our worries & underestimate our potential.

I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.

Sometimes the easiest things to hold on are hardest to let go.

Wishes are always granted but you just have to wait for the perfect time.

Man can’t discover new oceans until he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

My parents treated me like I had a brain which caused me to have One.

The second half of a man’s life is made up habits he has acquired during the first half.

When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.

By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.

Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.

Never let life discourage you; Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

Trust me, everybody is kind so long as you dont disturb to them.

I am single but not available.

If you dont believe in yourself, Do you think anyone else would?

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Looking good is the best revenge.

The best time to do something worthwhile is between yesterday and tomorrow.

I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care than to explain all the reasons why you still do.

I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.

Please tell me you will remember, no matter how much I do wrong, that I had the best of intentions all along.

It takes years to build friendship, years more to build love and only seconds to throw it all away.

You are a mistake I would gladly repeat.

The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together… but how good you are for each other.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

I wish I could go back in time and find you sooner, that way I could love you longer.

Yes I am single. Youre gonna have to be amazing to change that.

People always say to follow your heart, but what they dont tell you is that if you follow your heart, it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.

The best way to tell a girl you love her is to sit beside her, hold her, rest her head on your heartbeat, and stay quiet.

If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.

You know what’s so hard to find, someone you can actually trust.

You can teach math science history philosophy but you can’t teach common sense.

Absence sharpens love, but presence strengthens it.

Just because you cant see the air doesn’t mean you stop breathing. And just because you cant see God doesn’t mean you stop believing.

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore those who ignore us.

A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

God often removes someone from your life for a reason. Think before you chase after them.

Trust takes years to gain it, but in a second it can be gone, forever.

I may not be your 1st love, 1st kiss, 1st sight, or 1st date but I just want to be your last.

Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.

It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart … pursue those.

When we love, it is not necessary to understand what is happening outside, because everything happens inside us instead.

In the end, its not going to matter how many mistakes you made, but how you used them to make you a stronger person.

If you cant live for today, live for tomorrow.

Do not go where a path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

Many fine things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow.

Things that come for free are the most expensive in life.

Success makes life easier. It doesn’t make living easier.

A person who asks a question is a FOOL for five minutes, A person who doesn’t is a FOOL forever.

It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong” when nothings right.

I found the reason to smile, the day I found you.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.

You need to have enough courage not only to come to somebody’s life, but also to stay in it.

When life changes to be more difficult, you must change yourself to be stronger.

It is not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for all of mankind.

There are two things needed in these days; first, for rich men to find out how poor men live, and second, for poor men to know how rich men work.

Harsh words hurt feelings but silence breaks hearts.

Life is too short to spend with someone who makes your days difficult.

In life, the only constant thing, is CHANGE.

Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.

Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.

Life is like a mirror … we get the best results when we smile at it :)

Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate. Those are many of the things that hold weight.

Three things of life that are most valuable. Love, self confidence & friends.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Just because one person doesn’t love you don’t mean you should forget about everyone else that does.

Never say never because in life, you always expect the unexpected.

It takes a second to make a mistake but a lifetime to forget it was your fault.

Eid Status

May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and Sins and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.

We wish you and your beloved ones a very happy and blessed Eid.

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.

May this Eid bring Fun, Happiness, God’s Endless Blessings, and fresh love EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.

Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but this is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.

May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always.

May God give you happiness of heaven above. Happy Eid

Wishing you a successful life with contentment and peace. Eid Mubarak

I wish you a life full of smiles and happiness.

Let all your obstacles vanish in just a friction of second. Happy Eid

May you be guided by your faith in Allah & shine in his divine blessings! Eid Mubarak

Eid is the holy festival to rejoice. Let everybody enjoy and enjoy yourself too.

Hope Love & Laughter, warmth, wishes, joy & a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilation become a part of your Eid & Your Life.

May the Choicest Blessings of Allah fill your life with Peace, Joy and Prosperity!

May the blessings of Allah upon you throughout the your life with happiness and open all the doors of success & happiness for you.

Some words can be left unsaid, Some feeling can be left unexpressed, But person like you can never be forgotton on this day.

May Allah flood your life With happiness on this occasion. Happy Eid

Hope Love and Laughter, warmth, wishes Joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations Became a part of your Eid and Your Life.

Wishing you smiles & all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts you have ever wanted, And all the joy & laughter you have ever wished . Happy Eid Mubarak.

May beautiful flowers keep you in smilling frame of happiness on Eid Day

May the blessings of God keep Your heart & home happy & joyous! Eid Mubarak!

Happiness(EID) is never perfect, until shared with someone so share your happiness with your near ones.

Wishing You Blessings at this very special occasion, Wishing you a happy and blessed eid surrounded by those you love.

May eid be a special day that’s filled with warmth and love, and may it hold the happiness You’re so deserving of.

My Eid day will be incomplete if I would not wish you with my best wishes. Happy Eid Day

Whenever Eid comes, it brings a lot of happiness and memories with it. I wish these memories be the more precious ones for you. Happy Eid Day

When moon of Eid arises it makes all of us so happy and excited. May all of your times be full of such an amusing excitement and happiness! Happy Eid Day

May this eid bring new horizons of successes and achievements in your life. May you find all the love of this world! Happy Eid day

Eid is a day to wish and make merry together. May your life be full of such great days! Wish you all splendors of this beautiful Eid day.

May you never see the warmth of hardships and there would be always happiness in your home and you see many more happy moments like this Eid Day. Eid Mubarak

Wish you a great smile, laugh and successes for you on this day of Eid. Have a wonderful Eid day. Eid Mubarak

My well wishes, my good wishes for you are the just prayers for your long happy life from God on this noble event. Happy Eid Day

Wishing You Blessings at this very special occasion, Wishing you a happy and blessed Eid surrounded by those you love.

Across the miles at Eid people who are dear to us are never far away, they’re always close in thought and heart, the way you are today! Happy Eid Day

Eid is an event which provides us an opportunity to sit together, to share our happiness and sorrows, May this great union be always a part of our lives. Happy eid day and Eid Mubarak.

Wish you and your family the blessings of Allah, kindness of Allah and help of Allah on this day of Eid. Eid Mubarak

May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life, may it provide you the best time of your life. Happy Eid day

Eid is coming and we are making our full preparations to spend time with you and sharing this beautiful day. Wish you a sweet day. Happy Eid Day

The most beautiful phrase on this day which all Muslims utter from their hearts is Eid Mubarak; I also want to have an honor to say it my dear. Happy Eid day and Eid Mubarak

Eid is a name of celebration with great fun and entertainment, brings a new sensation of making merry. May our lives be full of such beautiful days! Have a great Eid day

This is a day which makes us together at one place, creates smiles on all Muslim faces, and increases our love for each other. May we always keep this spirit for each other! Happy Eid day

May Allah bless us with the same repotation that we have in the past.

May Allah bless us with the same repotation that we have in the past.

Wishing You Blessings at this very special occasion, Wishing you a happy and blessed Eid surrounded by those you love.

May Eid be a special day that’s filled with warmth and love, and may it hold the happiness You’re so deserving of!

Whenever Eid comes, it brings a lot of happiness and memories with it. I wish these memories be the more precious ones for you. Happy Eid Day

My well wishes, my good wishes for you are the just prayers for your long happy life from God on this noble event.

May God bless you with the abundance of new friends, and all other blessings. Eid Mubarak

Wish we could share this great occasion “Warm memories have a lovely way of bringing folks together.” Although Eid finds us spending time apart, You’re very close in memory and always close in heart.

May all your worries turn into pleasures, May all your problems be solved on this Eid.

May you be able to develop your capabilities, may all your weaknesses turn into your strengths. Happy Eid Day.

May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness.

I wish I could send you some warming rays to make your day a little brighter. Happy Eid Day

May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life, may it provide you the best time of your life. Happy Eid day

I wish you a very happy and peaceful Eid ul Adhaa.

We wish you and your beloved ones a very happy and blessed Eid.

May Allah bless you & Your dear ones for happy & prosperous life on Eid Ul Azha & always.

May you find success in all your endeavors, May Allah blessings be always with you..“Eid Mubarak”

May the Joy, Cheer, Mirth and Merriment of this festival surround you forever. Happy Eid

Have a Happy Eid Day! I hope you get lots of fun! Spend time with your loved ones..

I wish you the gift of faith, the blessing of hope and the peace of his love at Eid and always.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.

May His love fill your heart with Joy and peace this Eid and each day of the year to come.

I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities for those things that really matter in life.

You are special, you are unique; may your Eid be also as special and unique as you are..

Wish you a Happy Eid and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!

Eid Cards Messages, Eid Wishes, Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Greetings, Eid Messages

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No shadows to depress u

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Wishing u happy Eid

Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

Eid Ul Adha is Eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

Wishing you happy Eid,

soft as silk, white as milk,

sweet as honey, full of money,

and bubbly as you.

Be Happy In Your Whole Life

Eid Mubarak

May the blessing of Allah

Fill your life with happiness, success, and good health,

Eid Mubarak

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.

May Allah accept your good deeds,

forgive your transgressions and ease

the suffering of all peoples around the globe.

Eid Mubarak

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak

A Little Act Of,

***Kindness***

Can Fill A Heart with,

***Joy***

***Eid Mubarak***

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

HaPpy Eid Mubarik I know its too early…… but I Have hundreds of Pretty girlsto wish….. So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..

Wishing U a Very Very “HAPPY EID MUBARIK”Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings LOT of HAppiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE… And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times…Remember me in ur prayers

May this...

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,

Eid bring God Endless Blessings,

Eid bring fresh love...

EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Many are the wishes

that are being sent your way,

but the is a special one

for a very Happy Eid Day

Eid…

A time for joy,

a time for togetherness,

a time to remember my blessings..

For me… it’s you!

May Allah Bless you &

Give u all the joy u bring to my life!

May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love. "EID

I am dreaming of white Eid ul-Adha ,

with every Eid ul-Adha card i write,

May your days be merry and bright,

and May all your Eid ul-Adhaes be white.

Happy Eid ul-Adha.

There is no one-size-fits-all approach, because all businesses are not set up to run the same way.

Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs

& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.

With best wishes

This day is for you to revel in joys and merry laughter.

Gather wishes and blessings like a cluster of flower.

May you be bestowed with treasures that will delight you beyond measure.

Wish you a very happy EID.

Close

Ur

Eyes

And

Imagine

My

Smily

Face

Have You Done It???

Mubarak ho

May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

You are someone who deserves the best. So in this sms today is wished that your EID will be the best in every way. May all the beauty, contentment and cheer of EID be yours, And may it bring wonderful times to brighten your world.

EID MUBARAK

Wishing u happiness

Wishing u laughter….

Each hour of Eid n everyday after Eid

many

happy wishes 4 a truly perfect day

Eid Mubarak

“EID” Is a wonderful “DAY” “2Pray “2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Celebrate” “2Visit” And 2 Thank “GOD” 4 everything.

“ADVANCE EID MUBARAK.

EID IZ A GREAT DAY FOR THE MUSLIMS !!!

MAY ALLAH SHOWING YOU A LOT OF HAPPINESS AT THIS MOMENT.

HAPPY*~*EID*~*MUBARIK*~*~

I am dreaming of white Eid ul-Adha ,

with every Eid ul-Adha card i write,

May your days be merry and bright,

and May all your Eid ul-Adhaes be white.

Happy Eid ul-Adha.

All the bright and happy things that life can bring on your way,

Are wished for you today

EID MUBARAK

This day is a wishing time,

A time for wishing you very special happiness with joy and good cheer, too,

It’s also time for wishing you lots of happiness that will be filled with all the finest things with your memory.

EID MUBARAK

After 3 days

After 72hrs

After 4320 min

After 259200sec

Every1 will send u this msg but i m the

1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak..

Some words can be left unsaid,

some feeling can be left unexpressed

But person like U can never be left unremembered on this day

EID MUBARAK

May your Eid…

Be full of coulorfull gifts and joys

****Eid Mubarik****

Eid Quotes – Quotes for Eid Mubarak, Eid SMS and Wishes

Muslims across the globe celebrates Eid-al-Fitr after the holy month of Ramadan. The word Eid means “festivity” or “celebration,” while fitr means “to break the fast” as per the Arabic dialect. After a month of fasting during the holy month of Ramadan, Muslims all over the world celebrate Eid-al-Fitr that mark the end of fasting and farewell to the Ramadan month which, in Islam, is the most blessed and valuable of all the months. It won’t be wrong to say that the spirit of Eid lies in the beautiful traditions and thoughtful customs followed religiously by the Muslims all over the world. During Eid, Muslims give gifts to their near and dear ones, wear new cloths, and donate to the needy and poor. All Muslims in this auspicious day greet and hug each other in the spirit of peace and love.  It is always a good idea to attach some good Eid quotes and wishes along with the gifts to make the moment even more special and cherished. So pick any of the following quotes for Eid Mubarak, Eid SMSes and Wishes and send it to your close friends and family, and make the day memorable.

Quotes for Eid Mubarak

I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!

Of all the days to celebrate,
this day outshines the rest.
Lets hoping that
this EID is happiest and the best.
Eid Mubarak to All.

Do you know what is the meaning of the word EID ?
Eid is the combination of three meaningful words as follows:
E = Embrace with open heart
I = Inspire with impressive attitude
D = Distribute pleasure to all peoples
EID Mubark To All.

Eid Al Adha is eid of sacrifice and commitment to Allaha’s orders, May Allaha bless all of us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who are helpless,worried, and waiting for his rahmat, Ameen.
Eid Mubarak To All

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy & prosperity?
Eid Mubarak

I always wish you
Happy Days
and the hope that
you will have many
but still i would like this
Special Day
to be your best of any.
Eid Mubarak

May the blessings of Allah fill your life with pleasure
& open all the doors of success now & always.
Eid Mubarak

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid,
and May it be a new beginning of happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak

Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too. For it comes with warm and loving thoughts because it’s meant for you. Eid Mubarak

Consider my this message as a hug with saying Eid Mubarak.
May Allah always bestow glories,
Successes and happinesses to you and your family, Ameen.

May on this EID the Plate of your life is filled
with juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of
Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
Eid Mubarak!!

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
Eid Mubarak to You with all best wishes

Sending you warm wishes on “EID-UL-Fitr”
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in your prayers.

Selected quotes from the Holy Quran

1:2. Praise be to GOD, Lord of the universe.

1:4. Master of the Day of Judgment.

1:1 In the name of GOD, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

1:5. You alone we worship; You alone we ask for help.

1:3. Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

89:15. When the human being is tested by his Lord, through blessings and joy, he says, “My Lord is generous towards me.”

89:17. Wrong! It is you who brought it on yourselves by not regarding the orphan.

37:105. “You have believed the dream.” We thus reward the righteous.

37:108. And we preserved his history for subsequent generations.

37:107. We ransomed (Ismail) by substituting an animal sacrifice.

89:15. When the human being is tested by his Lord, through blessings and joy, he says, “My Lord is generous towards me.”

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